Muscle March (2009)

by Christopher
5 minutes read

Summary

Muscle March: A Review

Muscle March is a quirky Japanese action game developed by Examu and published by Nintendo for the WiiWare. It was released in Japan in 2009 and in North America and Europe in 2010. The game is full of macho bodybuilders and protein powder, and it’s up to the player to catch the thieves who have stolen the all-mighty protein powder.

The player can choose from a variety of perfectly molded superstars, each with their own unique abilities. The player must then use these abilities to match the poses of the thieves as they attempt to escape. If the player matches the pose correctly, they will be able to fit through the hole and catch up to the thief.

The game can be played by yourself or with up to three friends in turn-based macho excitement. There is also an Endless Rush mode for those who want to flex their muscles for a few minutes.

Gameplay

Muscle March is a simple but addictive game. The player controls a bodybuilder who must match the poses of the thieves in order to catch them. The game is played in a turn-based format, with the player taking their turn first.

On the player’s turn, they can choose to move their bodybuilder left or right, or to perform a pose. There are a variety of poses that the player can perform, each of which has its own unique effect. For example, the player can perform a muscle flex to increase their attack power, or a protein shake to heal themselves.

Once the player has chosen their action, it is the thieves’ turn. The thieves will move around the screen and attempt to escape. If the player has matched their pose correctly, they will be able to fit through the hole and catch up to the thief.

The game ends when the player catches all of the thieves or when the time runs out. If the player catches all of the thieves, they will be rewarded with a cutscene and a special ending.

Characters

There are a variety of characters to choose from in Muscle March, each with their own unique abilities. The characters are:

  • Tony: A well-rounded bodybuilder with no special abilities.
  • Bulk: A strong bodybuilder with high attack power.
  • Speed: A fast bodybuilder with high speed.
  • Flex: A flexible bodybuilder who can fit through small holes.
  • Protein: A bodybuilder who can heal himself and his allies.
  • Polar: A polar bear in tight swimwear.

Reception

Muscle March received mixed reviews from critics. Some praised the game’s quirky humor and unique gameplay, while others criticized its repetitive gameplay and lack of depth. However, the game was a commercial success, selling over 100,000 copies worldwide.

Conclusion

Muscle March is a fun and unique game that is perfect for a few laughs with friends. The game’s simple but addictive gameplay and quirky humor make it a great choice for a casual gaming experience.

Score

7/10

Review Score

7/10

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