Summary
- Release Year: 2016
- Genres: Indie, Simulator, Strategy
- Platforms: Linux, Mac, PC (Microsoft Windows)
- Developers: Subaltern Games
- Publishers: Subaltern Games
No Pineapple Left Behind: A School Sim With a Twist
No Pineapple Left Behind is a unique and challenging simulation game that puts you in the shoes of a principal trying to run a school filled with pineapples. Yes, you read that correctly. Pineapples.
In this wacky world, an evil wizard has shown up and turned all of the children into pineapples. Pineapples are very simple creatures. All they do is take tests and get grades. If they get good grades, the school makes more money. But, if left unattended, pineapples can turn back into children. (Oh no!) Children are far more complex and expensive than pineapples.
Your job as the principal is to keep the school running smoothly and make sure that no pineapple is left behind. This means keeping the pineapples happy and motivated, making sure they’re getting good grades, and preventing them from turning back into children.
It’s not an easy task, but it’s a lot of fun. No Pineapple Left Behind is a charming and humorous game with a lot of heart. It’s also a surprisingly deep and challenging simulation game that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Gameplay
No Pineapple Left Behind is a simulation game in which you play as the principal of a school filled with pineapples. Your goal is to keep the school running smoothly and make sure that no pineapple is left behind.
To do this, you’ll need to manage the school’s finances, hire and fire teachers, and keep the pineapples happy and motivated. You’ll also need to make sure that the pineapples are getting good grades and that they don’t turn back into children.
The game is played in real time, and you’ll need to make decisions quickly in order to keep up with the demands of running a school. You’ll also need to be strategic in your decision-making, as your choices will have a direct impact on the school’s success.
Challenges
There are a number of challenges that you’ll face as the principal of a school filled with pineapples. These challenges include:
- Keeping the pineapples happy and motivated. Pineapples are simple creatures, but they can be easily bored or discouraged. You’ll need to keep them entertained and engaged in order to keep them from turning back into children.
- Making sure the pineapples are getting good grades. Pineapples need to get good grades in order to make the school money. You’ll need to make sure that they’re getting the help they need to succeed in their studies.
- Preventing the pineapples from turning back into children. If a pineapple is left unattended, it will eventually turn back into a child. This can be a major problem, as children are far more complex and expensive than pineapples.
Tips
Here are a few tips to help you succeed as the principal of a school filled with pineapples:
- Get to know your pineapples. Each pineapple is unique, and you’ll need to learn what makes them tick. This will help you keep them happy and motivated.
- Create a positive learning environment. Pineapples need to feel supported and encouraged in order to succeed. Make sure that the school is a positive and welcoming place for them to learn.
- Be patient. It takes time to build a successful school. Don’t get discouraged if you don’t see results immediately. Just keep working hard and eventually you’ll see your pineapples flourish.
Conclusion
No Pineapple Left Behind is a fun and challenging simulation game that puts you in the shoes of a principal trying to run a school filled with pineapples. It’s a unique and humorous game with a lot of heart, and it’s also a surprisingly deep and challenging simulation game that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Review Score
7.5/10
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